On Tuesday I spent the afternoon with these gems and what a day we had!
Due to the driveway being blocked for some work that had to be done in yard, PLUS the fabulous fall weather, PLUS a puppy and two school boys with excess energy to burn….
we packed up water for everyone…must stay hydrated…
loaded up the crew….
and then realized why Lola was having a terrible time rolling this party van out of the driveway…
So plan B…we had the men move their equipment, transferred everyone to the motorized vehicle and headed off to pick up Thing one and Thing two.
We had planned to go to the pumpkin patch anyway so we headed there and on the way Joel asked if we could do the Corn Maze.
I said I thought it cost extra and so, no…we would not be doing that. He insisted it was free…the older two started telling him it wasn’t…Joel hadn’t napped…long story short, Lola had to pull the van over and do intervention.
Which means I put on my mom-voice and said, if it costs we aren’t doing it – if it’s free, we are. End of story. Period. We are done with this discussion.
Well we got to the gate and asked and sure enough it was free.
Joel led the way to the maze…which turned out to be the large silo filled with corn kernels…which IS free and would have made my life much easier if he had not thought that this little diversion is NOT a corn maze but a grain bin….sigh.
Too late for us though because the woman at the gate had made us sign in for participating in the corn maze so that if we got lost and didn’t come out they could send a rescue squad.
I have no idea why she thought we would get lost…they gave us a map…
According the nice man who sent us on our way, we just needed to enter at #3 and follow the clouds and around through the barn and it would lead us right back out in 20 minutes.
I can’t read a real map…take a gander at the pic in Joel’s hand and imagine navigating it from this vantage point…
After the first few times they asked me which way to turn, I gave up and said…go with your best instinct boys…if we aren’t out by dark they will come find us.
We turned one nightmare corner after another….with Joel constantly reminding me not to step in the mud…thanks Joel…
and finally, with great rejoicing in my heart I heard the boys holler that they had found it!!!
Turns out what they had found was this outlook post that supposedly is like the “halfway” point….
this was our view…
I started laughing uncontrollably as I realized how far we were from the start/exit…and how hopeless the whole prospect of getting out of there before bedtime was…and what in the world had prompted me to think we could do this…and best.day.ever. all rolled into one hilarious moment.
I felt we should just go back from whence we came…but my navigators insisted we blaze on down the other side of the stairs and so we did and eventually…
we made it out.
And don’t worry….
this one did too, but she was no-how and no-way going to stick around for a picture because the band of brothers was making big talk about doing the challenge path next….
another day boys…another day.